Well today is all about seven random quotes that tickle my funny bone or have given me something about which to think.
Hopefully my choices will make you chuckle or free your mind.
1. from "The Matrix"
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no spoon.
There is no spoon?
Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Neo...nobody has ever done this before.
That's why it's going to work.
2. from "What the [Bleep] do we know?"
In the beginning was the Void
Teeming with infinite possibilities
Of which you.
Are one...
3. from "Devil in a Blue Dress"
You said don't shoot him, right? Well I didn't, I choked him.
[Easy Rawlings very upset asked why the character was dead]
If you didn't want him dead, why did you leave him with me?
4. from "The Birdcage"
[Senator Keeley says the following after spending the entire film thinking that Nathan Lane was a woman,the future mother in law to his daughter]
I feel like I'm insane!
5. from "Trading Places"
I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness.
Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Fear? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series - they don't know what pressure is. In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me?
Would you like a sip of whiskey?
I do not drink, it is against my religion!
Religion is a good thing I say, taken in moderation.
6. from "One Night with the King"
This is my most valuable possession in the world. It is my past, my present, and my future. And all of it is yours.
Some would call you foolish, indeed. As they would call your Jacob. Of all commodities, love is the easiest... and the most cheaply purchased.
If it is for sale, my lord. It is not love.
7. from "Hellboy II: The Golden Army"
You're in love. Have a beer.
Oh, my body's a temple.
Now it's an amusement park.
Now it's an amusement park.
Enjoy!
Thank you for that loving comment you left me! It truly made me smile!
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend LOVES What the Bleep Do We Know. He rented it and I bit my tongue the entire time, then at the end told him about "The Secret." I don't know which came first...but they're very similar.
ReplyDeleteHow fun! When you take the quotes out of the movie, they take on an entirely different life!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I just wanted to tell you again that I loved, loved your devos that you submitted to GBD Ministry!
It is obvious to me that God is doing something big in your life! I've gone through some really hard things in my life; and when I finally asked God why He allowed those things to happen, He said, "I knew you would be strong enough!"
You are a strong woman and that is the ONLY reason God is allowing you to go through the fires! He is making you stronger in Him!
I loved that you praised God for His promises even when you haven't received them yet! I am honored that you would share this beautiful faith transition with me and the rest of the world!
Your devotionals are up! Let me know if there is anything that needs tweaking.
I love that quote from Devil in a Blue Dress. I saw it this weekend and cracked up!
ReplyDeleteSo cute, love the Matrix.
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From Legally Blonde:
"I'm sorry, I think I just hallucinated."
From Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion:
" Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood."
I loved Romy and Michelle. Thanks for sharing Bobbi.
ReplyDeleteI stopped over to see who visited me once and was nice enough to leave a comment. Nice to meet you, SITSsta. Your blog is great, inspiration without piety and with good writing and much humor and personality. Pretty tough balance to strike, I'd bet, but you do it with grace. Maybe we should form an official club for run-on sentence writers. Also, thanks for the film quotes.
ReplyDeleteThe Matrix made absolutely no sense to me - but Keanu is always cool as can be :D When you post these lists I discover how few movies I have actually seen!
ReplyDeleteI'll have to check out the What the *&@@$# Do we Know -- I am a mpovie fanatic but that's new to me....
ReplyDeleteI love movie quotes, and tv quotes as you can tell from my blog. Thanks for stopping by my blog fellow Sitsta! Sorry to hear you're going through a career crisis too. Hopefully we'll figure things out soon.
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